we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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