Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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