the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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