The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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