this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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