NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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