Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
