Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
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