i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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