I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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