I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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