Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i came on her dog
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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