I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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