I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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