When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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