Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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