if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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