Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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