i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The best revenge is premature balding
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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