went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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