You just made me feel so damn special
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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