is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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