Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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