I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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