Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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