it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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