Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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