it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Four minutes until I can fart!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
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