I hate your face
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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