Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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