i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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