you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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