At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
