hell yes lets make some ravioli
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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