So drunk its hurt
she was so not down for the gang bang
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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