i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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