they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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