after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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