Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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