I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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