Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
