so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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