GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
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