my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I wear drunk well.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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