The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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