uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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