Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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