Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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