its not stalking. its research.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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