Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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