so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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