He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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