So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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