Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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