Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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