I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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